107 Best, Funny Vegan Jokes? or Just 1 Hilarious Tote Bag
Vegan Humor on a Cotton Tote Bag
Introduction To Vegan Humor and Tote Bags
Yep! Welcome to this very special blog post where you will be told 1 vegan joke (not really more like 46 really bad ones). Not 90 or 10 or 31. Sure, those 31 are extra special because it seem that they are specifically to "make your friends laugh", but no one else. The other lists of joke? Not exactly explicit in what their function is, or at least the title doesn't indicate who should benefit. Perhaps it is to make meat eaters laugh, but I am not sure. Although the really long one says the jokes are seeds pf humor so not actually the humor, the pre-humor. Or is seed a vegan reference? Anyway…What I am sure about is that I want everyone to benefit from my one big vegan joke.
It seems strange to write a post with only 1 vegan joke. I know all the SEO pundits say it needs to be 107 or more or at least more than what the the last best vegan joke website has. But, why list 107 when you have only one and one that will simply knock your began friendly socks off. Not just because it is truly the funniest vegan joke ever, but because we have put our innovation hats on and made it functional. A joke that carries, a joke that travels. You see I am in the tote bag business and so my lot in life it to make bags that everyone will love can using and also to bring the lowly tote bag up to the next level.
It was a light bulb moment when I came up with the this vegan joke and it seemed like the best way to deliver the joke was on a tote (or a t-shirt but those really didn't sell well - the t-shirt guy was fired for that)). I don't want to build up expectations because I know there are a lot of great vegan jokes with punchlines like soy division, salad shooter, tomato blush (don't ask I didn't get that one either), salad dressing, graaaiiiins (aren't vegans enough did we have to devolve to vegan zombies), huge missed steak, bad tempehs (meh), brocko lee (I am pretty sure bruce lee’s vegan brother actually existed) , head of lettuce, lettuce leaf (yes, leaf quickly please), a little meat time, nice to meat you, nut juice (really, I hardly think this is NSFW), His job performance didn’t meat expectations, Herbivore, but he doesn’t avocado (I didn't really get this one), fur convenience steak, Sheriff of Not-Eating Ham, falafel raptor...So many vegan puns, vegetable jokes, it is hard to pick your favorite vegan joke.
Anyway, let me give you a little more insight into this. I was excited when I had this light bulb moment because I was always had the feeling deep down that to be one of the top vegan jokes, the joke had to be about a top vegan food. I have this box checked as the joke is about tofu! Yes, Tofu is tasteless, but not tofu jokes! And Tofu doesn't have to be tasteless. Check out this recipe!
So Now More Detail About the Tote...
Vegan Humor and Sustainability, Too
The Vegan Funny Tote: A Tofu Butchery Masterpiece
Imagine a tote bag that humorously depicts how a block of tofu is "properly butchered." This clever design includes labels like "fakin bacon", "Furkey" and "Ribs," playfully referencing tofu-based foods. It's not just a tote bag; it's a conversation starter, a statement piece, and a source of endless amusement. The tote bag-vegan humor piece de resistance!
Eco-Friendly and Stylish
But the "Vegan Funny Tote" is more than just a pretty face (or tofu block). It's crafted from 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill, making it an eco-friendly choice for conscientious shoppers. With a fabric weight of 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²), it's both durable and fashionable.
Specifications That Impress
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight Limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Straps: 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
Main Compartment: Open for easy access
These specifications make the "Vegan Funny Tote" a practical and sturdy companion for your daily activities. It's roomy enough to carry your essentials and more, with a weight limit that ensures you can load it up without hesitation. You could save the world with this tote!
Sustainability in Every Stitch
We're proud to follow a sustainable approach to production. The "Vegan Funny Tote" is made on demand, meaning it's created as soon as you place your order. While this approach may require a bit more patience, it's a conscious decision to reduce overproduction and minimize waste. Together, we're contributing to a more sustainable future.
Happy There Are Vegans In The World - Especially When They Have Funny Totes.
Conclusion: Tote with a Funny Vegan Joke
So There you have it! The story of my only vegan joke put on our "Vegan Funny Tote"! Nope, not your ordinary eco-friendly accessory. It's a statement piece that fuses sustainability with humor, proving that even in the world of environmental consciousness, there's room for laughter. So, why not embrace this massive piece of vegan humor? By choosing the "Vegan Funny Tote," you're not only making a fashion statement but you are telling the world how funny you are and how you prefer to carry your stuff.
I hope my "Vegan Funny Tote" brings joy to your life, one chuckle at a time. You Can Buy It Here.
Because I am all out of vegan jokes, having been blessed with only one, I had to ask my chatbot, nutMeghan (maybe you know her father Herb Ivor) to write me some fresh vegan humor. I understand she is a vegan so there is no guilt....but honestly, I don't even understand half of them. Ug...
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? None, they prefer natural light for their plant-based lifestyle!
What's the best way to annoy a vegan zombie? Tell them you're a meat eater, and they'll flee in search of tofu brains!
Why do vegan zombies make terrible hunters? They can't stand the sight of "dead" plants!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing in the nude!
V I heard there's a vegan devil worshipper club. Their favorite chant? "Soy-tan, grant us tofu and kale!"
I asked a vegan chef for the top vegan jokes. He said, "My salad dressing has more flavor than most meat dishes!"
What's the only thing tougher than following a vegan diet? Trying to keep a straight face when someone says, "Brocko Lee" is their favorite actor!
The toughest part of being vegan? Explaining that vegan food isn't just salads and tofu—it's a world of flavor and creativity!
Did you hear about the vegan post-punk band called "Soy Division"? Their hit song is "Love Will Tear Us Veg."
You know you have a great sense of humor when your favorite vegan joke involves a head of lettuce!
AWhy did the vegan refuse to play Animal Crackers? They couldn't bear the thought of edible animal ingredients!
Why did the vegan bring a salad shooter to the potluck? To make sure their greens had a "blast" of flavor!
What's the first rule of vegan club? Don't stop sharing the best vegan jokes and memes!
What do you call a person who's almost vegan but can't quite commit? A vegetarian on a plant-based journey!
Why do vegans love playing chess? Because they're masters at saying "Checkmate" without any cheese taste involved!
Why do vegans make great comedians? They have a knack for cooking up funny jokes that leave everyone in stitches!
Have you seen the latest vegan memes? They're spreading like wildfire, just like veganism itself!
What's a vegan's all-time favorite vegan joke? The one that makes them laugh so hard they can't keep a straight face!
A vegan's sense of humor is like their diet—full of colorful variety, and they're not afraid to share it!
What's the most popular clothing brand among vegans? Anything that doesn't involve fur coats or leather shoes!
Why do vegans love puns? Because they're all about promoting "lettuce" and "peas" on Earth!
Why don't vegans wear fur coats? Because they believe in fashion that doesn't harm our furry friends!
Did you hear about the new vegan fast-food joint? They serve "fur convenience steak" in a flash!
I met a social vegan today. They avoid meet-ups, but they're all about tofu get-togethers!
How do vegans like their tofu jokes? With a side of laughter and a dash of soy sauce!
Have you ever shared a funny vegan meme with a vegan friend? It's like giving them a delicious plant-based treat for the soul!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the cucumber peel in the dressing room!
What do you call a vegan's favorite rock band? "Rack of Lamb" – they're big on animal-friendly tunes!
If a vegan were stranded on a desert island, what would they eat? They'd whip up a creative fruit salad, of course!
Have you heard of the underground vegan post-punk band "Kale Shock"? They're all about raw, unprocessed beats!
What's the first rule of vegan club? Always talk about the delicious vegan food you just ate!
Living a vegan lifestyle is like art school for your taste buds—full of creativity and vibrant flavors!
What's the best part of having a vegan girlfriend? She always has fantastic ideas for guilt-free date nights!
Without further ado, let's dig into a tasty vegan meal and share some laughs!
Why are vegans so good at following vegetarian jokes? Because they've already mastered the first steps toward a plant-based diet!
What's the key to a successful vegan diet? Proper nutrition and a sprinkle of humor to keep it fun!
If vegans have a feud, is it called a "plant-based beef"? They'd probably settle it with a tofu cook-off!
Vegan witches are like art school for the soul, mixing up magical brews and plant-based spells!
What do you call a vegan dinosaur? A "herbivore-us" who never chomps on fellow prehistoric pals!
How do vegans spend their little meat time? Savoring every plant-based bite, of course!
Did you hear about the vegan who became the head of lettuce in the local gardening club? They really knew their greens!
Can you tell a vegan joke with a straight face? It's harder than maintaining a balanced vegan diet!
I heard Brocko Lee is starring in a new movie about the world of veganism. It's called "The Tofu Crusader"!
Ever noticed that vegan products have the tiniest ingredients lists? It's like they're trying to fit the entire rainforest on a postage stamp!
If you ever meet a vegan who can't stop talking about "nut juice," they're probably just raving about almond milk!
Did I mention that the Vegan Funny Tote would make a great gift?